November 2011
121 posts
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Jo Rowling gave to me
Twelve Grimmauld Place
Eleven years of waiting
Ten galleons for Ron
Nine and Three Quarters
Eight tries to kill Harry
Seven Horcruxes
Six Weasley boys
Five chocolate frogs
Four Hogwarts houses
Three Deathly Hallows
Two radish earrings
And a wand that chose me
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Watching an HP movie
- HP fan: OMG. I LOVE THIS SCE- So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. HARRY POTTA HAS COME TO HOGWARTS.
- Draco Malfoy: So it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
- Dad: Shut up. I'm trying to watch.
- HP fan: Omg. this. this. this. RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN ROBE, YOU MUST BE A WEAS-
- Mom: Honey, please. sit down.
- HP fan: Noooo. You messed up my favorite line. Now we have to rewind i- YOU MUST BE A WEASLEY.
- Brother: Mom..make her go to the room please. Or at least let's leave her and bring the television in the room.
- HP fan: HEEHEE. CUTIE PIES.
- Dad: Go to your room. you're ruining the movie.
- Hp fan: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter.
- Dad: GO. NOW.
- -walks to room and bangs the door-
- -opens the room door and shouts-
- HP fan: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE WRONG SORT. I CAN HELP YOU THERE!
- Family: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it what sound does it make?
Doofensmirtz
The Internet is owned by Fred and George Weasley.
“WWW” = World Wide Web, right?
Ah ha.
NO.
U-NO-it’s true. What bigger prank to play on all us Muggles than to let us THINK we’re magical enough to have something like the INTERNET.
This S.O.P.A. ridiculousness has gone on long enough.
It’s time for Google to break out the blackmail.
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