February 2012
30 posts
DrOfDoom: The beginnings of the American Revolution, simplified →
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BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that…
I THINK KORRA'S RELEASE DATE IS GETTING ANNOUNCED TODAY
DON’T TEASE ME NICK. I MEAN IT. (*brandishes boomerang*)
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france:
- france:
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france:
- france:
- france:
- world:
- france:
- world:
- france: hundred.
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our records. The Ministry is still in the process of finding all muggle borns.
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!


