Often, when someone is leaving the house, either I or my sister will tell them, “Goodbye now! Goodbye. Goodbye, thank you! Goodbye.”

Male Tourist: “Is that Batman?”
Female Tourist: “I see Flash and Flash Jr.”
Male Tourist: “Isn’t his name Speedy?”
Kid Tourist: “No, Speedy’s Green Arrow’s sidekick.”
Male Tourist: “Well, that makes no sense.”

Captain Amelia: [sternly] Mr. Arrow, I’ve checked this miserable ship from stem to stern and as usual it’s- 
[smiles] 
Captain Amelia: -spot on. Can you get nothing wrong? 
Mr. Arrow: You flatter me, Captain.